Forget personality tests. The real insight into your character? It’s right there under your butt.
Every tradie, farmer, mower man or forklift operator has a story to tell — and so does their seat. From duct tape DIYs to Topaz-tight setups, your seat says a lot about how you show up to the job. Here’s what your seat might be saying about you.
1. The Shredded Vinyl Special
You’ve seen some things, mate. And your seat has too. It’s cracked, it’s flaking, there’s possibly a spring poking out — but it’s still going, and so are you. You
don’t complain, you just get the job done. Might want to consider a tetanus booster though.
Your personality: Unstoppable. Rough around the edges. Coffee’s probably instant.
2. The Towel-Over-the-Seat Operator
You’re resourceful. Some might say ‘makeshift’. You see a problem and find a solution, even if it’s your beach towel from 2012. You’re not here for frills — but you wouldn’t mind a bit more comfort either.
Your personality: Practical. Can fix anything with zip ties. Likely owns a Swiss Army knife.
3. The Topaz-Covered Legend
You, my friend, have your life together. You believe in working smart and hard. Your gear’s clean, your machine’s purring, and your seat? Protected, fitted, and ready for anything.
Your personality: Has backup plans for the backup plan. Hates wasting time. Probably has snacks stashed in the glovebox.
4. The ‘It Was Like That When I Got Here’ Seat
You’re either brand new on the job or very, very good at ignoring things. You see that worn seat? Not your problem. You’ll deal with it eventually… maybe… if it gets really bad.
Your personality: Chill. Too chill, maybe. Big ‘I’ll get to it’ energy.
5. The Showroom Shine Setup
No dust, no wear, no crumbs. Either you’re cleaning your seat weekly or you’ve got OCD. Either way, we respect it. But also… are you okay?
Your personality: Meticulous. Organised. Probably labels your lunch.
Which one are you? Be honest. Then ask yourself… does your seat deserve better?
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